My team had just lost 17-0. I was not feeling great. “Hey it’s ok! You tried you best! You’re a great captain!” said my friend, patting me on the back.
“But what if I was in charge? Just for a day! I would be the best captain ever!”
I gave her a glare.
“Second best! Heh.” She said sheepishly. It was as if she was trying to show me she was lying!
“But seriously, can I be captain?”
At that moment I imagined the full playing field on fire, lightning crashing from the sky and said:
“Best leave it to me.”