This week I tried to really make it sound like a normal conversation between two people.
“I was taking my dog for a walk down at the local park like I do every Saturday morning at 6am. I went to go get a bottle of water seeing as it was 6am and I had been dragged out of bed 10 minutes before this took place. I had the right to have a drink of water.
I tied my dog to the tree trunk. “Stay…” I said calmly as I slowly turned my back and started walking. When I got back, MY DOG WAS IN THAT TREE!”
“But how did she get up there?”
“Don’t ask me!